HIGH PRICE OF GAS

Ya Know, these gas prices don't seem to be getting

ANY LOWER!

What is a person to do?
WELL, let me tell you what I did.
I have a van that fills up for about $70
It IS A PIECE OF S#%T-Only getting about 10 mi. to the gal.
(if I'm Lucky!)
-SO- With a little bit of ingenuity---