A JOB OFFER
HAS BITTEN ME ON MY NOSE~
SO I WENT 2 SEE THE GREAT ZEN:
HE SAID
IT WAS TIME 2 LEAVE THE NEST:
FOR I MUST NOW GO AND
LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD:
THERE WAS A PROTEST:
I SWORE
THEY WOULD NOT TAKE ME ALIVE!
I MUST FIND
SOMEWHERE I FIT IN:
DODGING THE SHARKS~
I BORDED MY YATCH:
AND SET SAIL
2 MY NEW HOME:
I HAVE TAKEN A JOB
FAR AWAY~
I WILL NO LONGER
BE POSTING, SO
I LEAVE YOU ALL
WITH THIS MESSAGE:
HAS BITTEN ME ON MY NOSE~
SO I WENT 2 SEE THE GREAT ZEN:
HE SAID
IT WAS TIME 2 LEAVE THE NEST:
FOR I MUST NOW GO AND
LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD:
THERE WAS A PROTEST:
I SWORE
THEY WOULD NOT TAKE ME ALIVE!
I MUST FIND
SOMEWHERE I FIT IN:
DODGING THE SHARKS~
I BORDED MY YATCH:
AND SET SAIL
2 MY NEW HOME:
I HAVE TAKEN A JOB
FAR AWAY~
I WILL NO LONGER
BE POSTING, SO
I LEAVE YOU ALL
WITH THIS MESSAGE:
posted by starbender at 8:07 AM
98 Comments:
I will miss all of U,
but I will no longer have
the time it takes to
maintain this site!
Wish me luck! ...I will need it!
Luv You All,
Starbender
Well that's a bummer. I looked forward to a daily laugh.
Whaaaaattttt??????!!!!
Well, I know how you feel but I hope you drop in once in awhile.
u r kidding, right?
u cant be serious
u already have a Job
u were born to make ppl Laff
u just cant walk away
OK OK OK
i no u need the money
who doesnt ?
i too will be leaving my beloved India to dig for Gold in California
i hope and pray that some day we meet
i have one last wish
POST YOUR PIC
b4 u go
just u
not your clothes too
DAMN
dis world is coming to an end
first it was JAZZ COFFEE
(dat didnt hurt me much
in india we go for TEA)
now u
u have our best wishes always
hey star
I will miss your pics
but wish you only the best
take care of yourself
You mean you had the Last Laugh? Good luck. Hope you return sometime.
Dude, that was one of your greatest posts ever, yet it was sad because now you're going away. I'm sorry to say. Well, keep your chin up and be all you can be. Just don't join the Army (that was a Navy joke). Happy New Year yourself, Starbenderrrrrrrrrrr.....
Oh SB! Say it ain't so! I will miss you so much! But big CONGRATS on the new job and new life! I know you are going to have many amazing adventures and keep whoever is in your company in stitches.
I wish you the very best of everything darlin! Happy New Year!
Love,
Annie
How sad for us, but good for you. You don't need luck, but I'll wish it for you anyways.
Oh no! Good luck in your new job. I will miss your website.
Star, you truly are the brightest...and funniest.
I will miss your funny-ass pictures and your amusing commentary.
Take care, always.
The Phoenix
You wined me and dined me
When I was your girl
Promised if I'd be your wife
You'd show me the world
But all I've seen of this old world
Is a bed and a doctor bill
I'm tearin' down your brooder house
'Cause now I've got the pill
All these years I've stayed at home
While you had all your fun
And every year thats gone by
Another babys come
There's a gonna be some changes made
Right here on nursery hill
You've set this chicken your last time
'Cause now I've got the pill
This old maternity dress I've got
Is goin' in the garbage
The clothes I'm wearin' from now on
Won't take up so much yardage
Miniskirts, hot pants and a few little fancy frills
Yeah I'm makin' up for all those years
Since I've got the pill
I'm tired of all your crowin'
How you and your hens play
While holdin' a couple in my arms
Another's on the way
This chicken's done tore up her nest
And I'm ready to make a deal
And ya can't afford to turn it down
'Cause you know I've got the pill
This incubator is overused
Because you've kept it filled
The feelin' good comes easy now
Since I've got the pill
It's gettin' dark it's roostin' time
Tonight's too good to be real
Oh but daddy don't you worry none
'Cause mama's got the pill
Oh daddy don't you worry none
'Cause mama's got the pill
i confess
i shamelessly stole her pics for my humor blog http://managementconsultant-tqmcintl.blogspot.com/
and made 60 dollars from google adsense
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Starbender you cant go,,,,, dont leaves us!!!
What will i do without your zany posts to brighten up my dreary days!!!!
No seriously i pray that you find the success you deserve in your new venture.
Remember all of those of us to whose lives you have bought a ray of sunshine. Drop in sometimes though wont you.
Take care and God bless
Sharxxxx
Ruk jaa
meri jaan
humme chodd ke mat ja
living on a hope and a prayer
however dis i promise u
i wont go up to the pearly gates
until i see u
nude
INSHA ALLAH
Starbender, great post
love the story told in pics
But tell me, even if you are moving
and taking up a busy job ...
why can you not keep the blog just
with less frequent visits & posts?
Aahh well - I'll hope you'll leave your blogs online, and not take them down, there are many reasures I want to come back to, especially pics from the still of it all
And Starbender, Best of luck
and wishing you much cheer
for the incoming New Year
May your dreams come true
Awww, SB, where will I go to get a few chuckles? I'll miss ya.
Best of luck on the road you've chosen.
Be safe, be well..
Keep in touch if you can.
Best in the new year.
~Michaelm
i just came to look at her pics
but then i saw her too
and i gott hooked
2007 is not gonna be the same
widout u
Star...I will miss you! But I wish you all the luck in the world!! We have to do what we have to do. Best wishes sweety for the New Year! You take good care!
good luck to you.
and happy happy 2007 :)
hugz
Hi Starbender,
I have not been here till now!
Saby came by my place and asked to come and visit you....
He does not want you to go
as he will miss you so!
I will just wish you lots of luck!
Take care!
Margie
I will miss the hell out of you. I hope everything works out. All the love in the world to you.
This is a sad day in the blogging world but a wonderful opportunity for you.
Congratulations on your new job..WE will miss you!
BS
no matter how good she may look now
somebody some where is tired of putting up with her SHIT
hehehe
Saby is just kidding
HAPPY NEW YEAR Karen
NEW Joys
NEW Dreamz
NEW friends
NEW u
HAPPY NEW YEAR, HAVE A GREAT TIME
SHIT
i didnt no u had soo many lovers
where is the count down to 2007 ?
its 4 hours to 2007
in india
Hey Starb, you have forgotten me! Just because I don't leave comments doesn't mean I don't visit! I take it that you will keep this alive by posting as and when?
Wish you happiness and joy in 2007.
Great blog! Have a Happy New Year!
Funny hahah..as always.
Happy New Year, SBender
Karen
its there now. I am sure
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007
Oooooppps
i came too soon
Sorry
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2007
I'm real sorry you won't be posting any more. I wish you the best and hope you discover that maybe you have a minute or two sometimes to throw some humor our way!
AMEN
Good luck, peace love and may all your wishes come true in 2007 my friend.
Please stop by from time to time to say hi.
Will miss you dearly Karen- my star.
Starbender...I will miss you and the laughter and beauty you brought..on all your sites..good luck and I do know how you feel..since I have recently started a new job, bigger project, less time for things I enjoy..blogging being one of them and am still trying to find a balance..please stop by if you can and say hi..take care my friend..m
Happy New Year babe!
Keshi.
I am happy for you and your new opportunity. I hope it works out. I will really miss your comments and your posts! You have given me laughs when I really needed them. I hope you come back one day! Take care!!!
aw shucks... one less thing to make me laugh. but good luck, starbender! we'll miss you! and that first pic is the best!
Starbender, you are leaving? no longer maintaining the site? Oh that's sad for the readers, are you moving out of the state?
You'll be back.
And we'll all enjoy hearing about how it's gone for you while you were away.
Until then, best wishes. As we Quakers say, I will hold you in the Light.
NOOOoooooooooooooooo! Don't go! We don't mind if you just come and say hello every now and then... really... don't go! :-O
And, if you really are going, I wish you all the luck in the world, Starbender! I hope this is one heck of a year for you, and whatever it is you're going off to do, I hope it's everything you dream it will be! (As long as you're not having nightmares about it :-D )
Take care of yourself, have fun and be happy!
All the best
Annelisa
x
by the way - brilliant last post! Laughed at the photos from beginning to end (until I saw you were going, in fact)
Come back and visit now and then!
Hilarious.
I simply enjoyed your creativity.
U CHEAT!
u paid to get popular
missing u
Hi its me, the stranger from South Africa!!! Man I just love your pics and I am going to miss you around here!!!!! Take Care and GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
nutting.
just a nostalgic trip
saby said...
i wud buy a million copies of your book
if u kill PUGS
i figure with PUGS gone
Michele will marry me
for the simple reason
no body else has proposed
not even PUGS
but she is hoping dat some day he will
knock him off
before he does
Fri Jan 12, 02:10:25 PM EST
Damn Michelle- U certainly have a major problem....
...I'd seek Professional HELP if I were U.
Run.... Hide.... Everyone is Saby On-line... Saby's out 2 get U Michelle-----Were all Saby... Every comment U have ever gotten is from Saby...... Muwhahahahaaaaaaaa!
Be afraid----Be Very Afraid!
:o
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Grea blog : )
It's over?
How can it be over :(
Missing you already :S
...but very happy you've found something more worthwhile to immerse yourself in.
Someday..
Someday Starbender will come back and fix all these "straight" stars!
Best wishes to you too in 2007!
Miss ya star! good luck with everything, don't be a stranger
bloody hilarious,keep up the great work in 2007....its great to be mad
Wish you well but will miss your blog.
All the best my friend
Dude where are you??? I miss looking at your funny pics everyday in the morning when i get to the office...
i love Karen
tell the world i do
i love Michele too
but not as much
trusting in God wont make the mountains smaller
but climbing will be a lott easier
i have taken the pledge
- http://good-consultancy-practices.blogspot.com/
My name is GLEDWOOD (gledwood2.blogspot.com) but it won't let me log in
Okay I just wanted to say those fotos are well SINISTER, man..!.......
Hey Star! I hope u check the site once in a while. My job kept me from blogging too but I guess it's something that never really dies. I won't be blogging as often as I used to but I hope I can put something up every once in a while. Anyway! Happy new year to u too n wish u all the best! Reach for the stars n I know u can bend them!!!
OK i gott it now
if u want Karen to show up here
post some real nasty stuff as Michele does
Saturday, February 03, 2007
the future is Awaiting
All u white folks out there
u wont find any more whites on dis planet very soon
the world is mixing as awaiting has already done
u gotta face the fact
every 5th person in dis world is Indian if not chinese
the chinese and indians are mixing too
So there wont be white folks like Karen (anti-immigrant) and Michele (anti-indian)
Michele and Karen may hide from Saby for now
but sooner or later a guy from India is gonna hump u guys and give u brown children like awaiting
Picture a beautiful sea of brown guys
no more white, black or yellow
posted by Jim at 3:37 AM 2 comments
Aaaaaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhh
its a 100
i scored
i am the greatest
i did it
one more brown child on the way
its been a blast mate,hope everything in life works out....all your pics were hilarious...sorry to see you go bye bud...hope tyou come back and pay a visit
its been a blast mate,hope everything in life works out....all your pics were hilarious...sorry to see you go bye bud...hope tyou come back and pay a visit
HAPPY V- Day Karen
come back we miss u
http://imnutsincaps.blogspot.com/2007/02/his-blog-and-her-blog.html
yours is a his blog
i will be in California soon
hope to see u
nude
the last was for michele
hehehehehehe
i wonder who will score with Karen ?
a 100 i mean
dats 98
Woooooo Hoooooo
its a hundred now
hopefully the comment doesn't get lost in all the anonymous and spam ones you seem collecting
just wanted to say I really miss your posts - can't you do maybe one a week? or if you must one a month?????? Please
one of a kind, you are a star!
love you...missing you...
May God bless you
with lots of love, peace and prosperity!!!
Happy easter Karen
.
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You're missed!
missing u
and wishing
i was kissing u
karennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
where are u ?
i just discovered i am bi polar
where r u
do post something
if only to tell us
u r doing fine
Lets have some funn guys
answer these questions about Starbender Karen
How well do you know me?
Even if you don’t know the answers, have a guess… Go on, give it a go.
Summarize me in three words:
Where did we meet:
Take a stab at my middle name:
How long have you known me:
When is the last time that we saw each other:
Do I drink:
Am I happy:
Am I a good person:
What was your first impression of upon meeting/seeing me:
What’s one of my favorite things to do:
Am I funny:
How do you make me smile:
What’s my favorite type of music:
Have you ever seen me cry:
Can I sing?:
What is the best feature about me:
Am I shy or outgoing:
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
Do I have any special talents:
Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy,
snobby, or something else (what):
What is my favorite food:
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
What is my worst habit:
Have you ever had a dream about me? If so, what?:
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what is the one thing I
would bring?
Are we friends:
Do I believe in God?
Am I family oriented?
Who is my best friend?
Will you repost this so I can do it for you?
Copy and paste into the comments , then reply below the Q's.
How well do you know me?
very well
u have a mole on your right bum
Even if you don’t know the answers, have a guess… Go on, give it a go.
Summarize me in three words:
saucy-sexy-sensational
Where did we meet:
at Micheles coffee shop
Take a stab at my middle name:
Sandra
How long have you known me:
since i saw u at Michelles about 2 years ago
When is the last time that we saw each other:
since u said good bye
i see u in my dreams every night
And all the happy madness that followed
Rock on!
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